Smoothie? They call that a smoothie?!?!

I sit here on the eve of my bajillionth pet scan.  This is what is going through my mind; vomit, barf, puke, ralph, vom, gag, throw up, bark at the ants, blow chunks, boot, bow down to the porcelain god, hurl, upchuck, do the technicolor yawn, retch, spew, toss cookies, chuck, and yack.  Who makes this shit??????????????  I'm only 2 sips in..........

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